what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
One day, Clark is bored at work so he messages Bruce saying as much, hoping they could talk for a bit to help pass the time.
What he did not expect was for Bruce to tweet 'ostriches arn't real'.
The office becomes alive with activity. Perry marches over and tells Clark to write an article about how one of the richest men in the world does not believe a bird exists.
The interview?
Clark Kent: "Would you care to elaborate on what you meant about not believing ostriches exist?"
Bruce Wayne: "No."
Others then ask Bruce what his thoughts on other birds are. Penguins? Real. Flamingos? Not real. Pigeons? Some are, some arn't. It depends.
On the upside Clark's afternoon became a whole lot less boring. On the downside there is now a Twitter account called 'BirdsBruceWThinksArntReal'.
“robins?” clark asks as the last question.
“robins aren’t birds.”
[Image: comment from lirabuswavi which reads "Clark, dieing internally: What are they, then? Bruce, knowing full well his kids are going to shout at him for this later: Bats, of course. Why would Batman have a BIRD sidekick, that's absolutely ridiculous." /end ID]
Booooooy how people don’t want to look at this.
Arguably, with age, the majority of people do become disabled.
^ ^ ^ ^ ^
“Why should healthy people pay for sick people?”
“Because the only things separating healthy people from sick people are time and luck.”
All the previous reblogs with commentary being in 2019 is fucking haunting.
There it is. There's the starkest depiction of difference in material conditions between those who are making the laws and those who are living under them, both in time and privilege.
Regular ol' inflation doesn't account for that big of a jump in tuition prices. It's that higher education costs - both public and private - have skyrocketed so quickly that it is now basically impossible to attain.
It's interesting that the youngest conservative Justice (Amy Coney-Barrett) seems to be the only one even slightly open to voting for loan forgiveness. It's still getting struck down because there are 5 other conservatives and all of them seem to have already decided to strike it down (regardless of whether the suits have merit or not, which is something they can do).
Best case scenario is a 5-4 Conservative victory, tbh. I'm already making plans for how I'm going to afford paying off my $19,000 remaining balance in the next 10-15 years.
Anonymous asked:
WHO POSTS AT 10PM?? im in california too i thought you were just in a wildly different time zone but no
firefox-official answered:
wtf you mean who posts at 10pm. are you nuts
anons bedtime is 7:30
People will literally see a sage green building and be like "what if it was white" 🙄
People will literally see a unique little house and be like "what if it had beige vinyl siding" 🤢
People will literally see a gorgeous Victorian painted lady house and be like "what if we knock it down and make it a carwash" 🤮
People will literally decide to build a community center for their town and then be like "what if it looked like a prison" 👹
People will literally see a mom and pop store going out of business and be like "what if we had a 3rd Dunkin Donuts there" 💀
People will literally see a vacant lot and be like "what if we had 6th dollar store there" 🤑
People will literally see a 40 year old bowling alley and be like "what if it was storage units" 😵💫
grateful that my life experience has lead to me having an interesting character and grounded worldview...but GOD i wish i was a trustfund nepotism baby soooo bad